Ha! This is what one of those meme things thinks I should do:

In 2012, vila_restal resolves to...

Give up escaping.
Apply for a new revolution.
Keep my blake clean.
Spend less time on kerril.
Connect with my inner tarrant.
Become a better vila.

Get your own New Year's Resolutions:

1. I don't think so. And I'm still planning a bolt from this ship the first good planet we get to.
   
2. I'm up for that! I don't think that much of this one these days. I think it's gone a bit stale.
   
3. I... um... what d'you want me to do, hose him down? Make sure he cleans behind his ears and under his nails?
   
4. Don't be so personal!
   
5. What, rush into danger, all gung-ho, curls, and flashing teeth? Once again, I don't think so. I like all my bits attached, thanks, and I don't even like smoked kippers.
   
6. Look, best thief in the galaxy, need I say more. Bit superfluous, that one.