Ha! This is what one of those meme things thinks I should do:
In 2012,
vila_restal resolves to...

Give up escaping.
Apply for a new revolution.
Keep my blake clean.
Spend less time on kerril.
Connect with my inner tarrant.
Become a better vila.
Apply for a new revolution.
Keep my blake clean.
Spend less time on kerril.
Connect with my inner tarrant.
Become a better vila.
- I don't think so. And I'm still planning a bolt from this ship the first good planet we get to.
- I'm up for that! I don't think that much of this one these days. I think it's gone a bit stale.
- I... um... what d'you want me to do, hose him down? Make sure he cleans behind his ears and under his nails?
- Don't be so personal!
- What, rush into danger, all gung-ho, curls, and flashing teeth? Once again, I don't think so. I like all my bits attached, thanks, and I don't even like smoked kippers.
- Look, best thief in the galaxy, need I say more. Bit superfluous, that one.