March 22nd, 2005


Shots are best when they're drinkable

What are you the most dissatisfied with in your life, and why?

Actually things are going quite well, but then they couldn't have got much worse after the debacle at Gauda Prime, could they? Let's see. Not enough parties on this ship, or a wide enough selection of booze? And whose idea was it to add bright green colour and vitamins to a perfectly decent drop of adrenaline and soma? Nah, this is it: there are far too many pursuit ships shooting at us. Anything over zero is very dissatisfying, not to mention distinctly annoying. What did I ever do to them? Without being provoked first, I mean.

Perhaps I ought to remove the 'Rebels on Board' sign. Um, if any of the crew are reading this, that was a joke.