December 6th, 2005

happy

Dear Santa

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In September I gave banik a kidney (1000 points). Last week I caught a purse-snatcher who stole comradecally's purse (30 points). Last Wednesday I bought porn for captain_braca (-10 points). In May on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In August I broke kerravongenius's X-Box (-12 points).

Overall, I've been nice (968 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!

Sincerely,
vila_restal

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A toy train! Ooooh!

I think that's meant to be CA, not LA. Starky enjoyed the kidney though. It was something I found in the galley stasis unit and recoiled from in horror but he said it would make a nice steak and kidney pie. Apparently it did. And Avon? It wasn't me. It was Orac. Oh and Braca seems to have as much a thing about leather as you do.