Vila Restal (vila_restal) wrote,
Vila Restal

That Gooogle-your-name meme again

Go to Google and type in your first name and the given phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense (and isn't someone else's response to this meme).

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Vila needs something very obvious explained to him. (Look, I was thinking about something else, all right? Anyone else want some cheesy toast?)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Vila looks like a big city compared to Santo. (Excuse me! I'm only 72kg these days! That Santo must be a tich.)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A. Vila says no. (That's right, whatever it is, the answer's no.)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Vila wants to create stronger trade with the U.S. (And why not? Free Trade makes the galaxy go round. Want to buy a used spaceship?)

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Vila does not have $700 billion. (More's the pity. [looks shifty] I have a few mill salted away though.)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Vila hates breakdowns. (Yes, I do, and we always seem to run out of power lightyears from any inhabited planet, and guess who gets sent off with the flat batteries.)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Vila asks how come Blake hasn't been intimidated by his traumatic experience or why he doesn't think he has done his share of fighting and simply withdraw. (And a very good question it was too.)

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Vila goes to a demo. (Look, trooper, I was just here on business. Want to buy a gold watch?)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search.
A: Vila likes a woman. (Several, in fact! Hey, careful with those guns, girls!)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search.
A: Vila eats ice-cream pudding. (And it's extra tasty for being Avon's!)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search.
A: Vila wears one of his best outfits. (Ah yes, the brown suede. It brings out my soft brown eyes.)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Vila was arrested for two residential burglary offenses on the same date. (And people say I'm lazy!)

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